y00 h00!

n0-sudden-revelations:

flatbear:

tickling-your-man-boobies:

dudewheresmycat:

give me the reasons not to reblog this.

they don’t exist

You don’t see many Mumford and Sons gifsets. This is really cool.

YOU DON’T SEE MANY MUMFORD AND SONS GIFSETS

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In many ways, I’ve always thought the early gospels resemble Jesus fanfic. You all get one character who was cool, and some canonical events, but how it proceeds after that was up to the individual writer—virtually all of the gospels were written long after the historical events, so historical reality didn’t neccessarily intrude much on art. And eventually the New Testament was assembled when a bunch of people got together and read everything over and said “Oh, hell no, Jesus/Judas is totally NOT canon!”* and threw it out. They did this for a LOT of writings. This is not neccessarily a bad thing, because if all the early Christian texts were incorporated in the Bible, it’d be the size of a Robert Jordan compendium and you’d need a handtruck to wheel it around.

Since humans are the same the world over, I would lay money that some of the proto-gospels were crappily written and full of Mary Sue disciples who all had green eyes and Jesus fell madly in love with them and…wait, was that the Last Temptation of Christ? Well, anyway, the point stands. We’re probably better off with a lot of them hitting the junk heap. Christianity would not be notably improved by inclusion of a gospel where Jesus turns into a teenage girl with a telepathic unicorn pet.

Fortunately, many of the writers were dead by the time the editing got involved, so flame wars were difficult to conduct, but I suspect that the discussions at said synods still resembled a highly literate, solemn, and dignified version of the sorts of fights that erupt in any fandom’s literature. I wonder how you write “This suxxx! Snape is MINE!” in Aramaic?

— 

The Gospel of Judas

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debbipete:

theoddcollection:

So cat photos apparently date back to the 1800s.

creepy

debbipete:

theoddcollection:

So cat photos apparently date back to the 1800s.

creepy

Love is a disease which fills you with a desire to be desired.

— Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec (via misswallflower)

wildandwild:

theappleppielifestyle:

blackamazon:

”there there angry face””no. I am angry and your fluffy yellow sunshine will not calm my WRATH”

#kirk and bones

wildandwild:

theappleppielifestyle:

blackamazon:

”there there angry face”
”no. I am angry and your fluffy yellow sunshine will not calm my WRATH”

#kirk and bones

image

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I’d rather live failing than spend my days never trying. Failing doesn’t make me a failure. Failing means I am trying. It means I am stepping beyond my fears and striving for something more. Failing just means that next time I have to learn from my mistakes and form them into my triumphs.

So I’m going to try, and if and when I fail I’m going to take a deep breath, and then try again.

— Dele Olanubi (via anxioussquirrel)

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princessnijireiki:

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foodforbears:

eunnieboo:

if you have a pet and i’ve ever visited your house: i’m sorry

ME

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If you are insecure, guess what? The rest of the world is, too. Do not overestimate the competition and underestimate yourself. You are better than you think.

— T. Harv Eker (via larmoyante)

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xqrc:

regndoft:

The Middle Ages was a very exciting time in Europe.

nice truncheon

xqrc:

regndoft:

The Middle Ages was a very exciting time in Europe.

nice truncheon

(Source: gallifreyan-gallimaufry)

officialundertaker:

mikalhvi:

officialundertaker:

i  DONT KNOW W HY IM LAUGHING S O HA RD A T  THIS

Because of the cat’s expression & desperation to be petted?

proBAB LY

officialundertaker:

mikalhvi:

officialundertaker:

i  DONT KNOW W HY IM LAUGHING S O HA RD A T  THIS

Because of the cat’s expression & desperation to be petted?

proBAB LY

(Source: cineraria, via laughtime)

swexan:

libraryshalalala:

50shadesofbellamy:

I’d just like to point out that 50 Shades of Grey was Twilight fanfic and Twilight was inspired by Muse so when you think about it, it’s kinda because of Muse that 50 Shades was written in the first place oh

And Muse came from England which traces its roots back to the Anglo-Saxons and Romans, so really, in the end, Julius Caesar wrote 50 Shades of Grey.

someone should totally just stab caesar

(via laughtime)

ozzander said: Do you have a better book title for Dune?

betterbooktitles:

Yep!

Title and Redesign by Rentz Leinbach.