July 2008
“The printer was confused. He spent the rest of the day thinking and jamming...”
– The Most Interesting README File Ever? | fsckin w/ linux
Hamlet (Facebook News Feed Edition)
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The king poked the queen.
The queen poked the king back.
Hamlet and the queen are no longer friends.
Marcellus is pretty sure something’s rotten around here.
Hamlet became a fan of daggers.
“There’s a thing in biology we call synchrony. Basically, one girl affects...”
– Dr. Louann Brizendine, author of The Female Brain, explaining how the dopamine released in screaming teenage girls’ brains upon seeing their pop idols is like “injecting heroin.” (via whateverlolawants)
McSweeney's Internet Tendency: Corrections to Last... →
In the letter “Laying Late-Night Cable,” it was misstated that “Shelly became immediately aroused at the sight of my rock-hard member straining to be free from my jeans.” In truth, Shelly’s initial demeanor would be best described as visibly uncomfortable and leery. She did not achieve a state of arousal until learning—after several awkward drinks—that performing...
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“You’re in a car with a beautiful boy, and he won’t tell you that he loves you,...”
– Richard Siken, You are Joe (via into)
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“You build up all these defenses. You build up this whole armor, for years, so...”
– Neil Gaiman, In Love (via into)
Tough Choices: How Making Decisions Tires Your... →
This pretty much explains me in a nutshell.
R. Stevens Steers Diesel Sweeties Back to Its... →
“Well, it changes people’s lives because they haven’t found their purpose in life, which is to have sex with robots, which is what the comic is about. It’s about very unlikable people who are my various foibles put in pixelated cartoon format, and girls who sleep with robots, and the furries who judge them.”
Blackberry-Lime Tartlets | Fatfree Vegan... →
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Protestor glues himself to Gordon Brown - RTÉ News →
travors:
A campaigner from the anti-climate change group Plane Stupid super-glued himself to British Prime Minister Gordon Brown during an event last night.
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The decision to kiss for the first time is the...
(via anthonymichaelrojas)
WatchHulu - Mon, Jul 21, 2008: The Colbert Report
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“Do you sleep in a beef dehydrator? … Did a gypsy put a curse on you?”
Dear World:
hipsterdiet:
Here’s a big hug from me. Things suck sometimes, but at the end of it all I got nothing but love.
“Quantum mechanics is the girl you meet at the poetry reading. Everyone thinks...”
– McSweeney’s Internet Tendency: Physical Theories as Women
“Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets...”
– Bill Vaughan (via enquotations)
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“In an effort to get people to look
into each other’s eyes more,
and also to...”
– The Quiet World, Jeffrey McDaniel (via crowned) (via into)
“Let’s take the Boo out of Boone!”
– T 