September 2008
“Being a masochist perfectionist is the best. Because then, when you fail, it...”
– me
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“There’s a kid. Sprawl kid. Army brass’s daughter. Biowar virus attack fried her nerves out at 19 months. She can’t see or hear, can barely vocalize. She’s been to specialists everywhere. Everywhere legal. But nothing worked.”
“My heart goes out,” Hojima spat, “but what the hell does that have to do with me?”
“You’re going...
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Poetry by Anne Carson →
THIS Insatiable April, trees in place, in their scraped-out place, their standing. Standing way. Their red branch areas, green shoot areas (shock), river, that one. I surprised a goose and she hissed. I walk and walk with cold hands. Back at the house it is filled with longing, nothing to carry longing away. I look back over my life. I try to find analogies. There are none. I have longed for...
“There are few things that will make you feel less sexy than an older man with a...”
– B
“Life would be so much easier if I could just pull a Shoshana on people.”
– L
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perpetua:
The Evil League Of Evil is seeking new evil.
“Throw me up against the wall! I’m like Flubber!”
– T
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L: So McCain launches these ads accusing Obama of handing out condoms to kindergartners.
me: They'd blow them up and make balloons.
L: Look, a giraffe!
With spermicide!
Cows!
With ribs!
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“Love is friendship that has caught fire. It is quiet understanding, mutual...”
– Ann Landers (via fives) (via inmymovie)
“It just reminds us we’re all mortal. Well, except C. She’s a vampire...”
– my boss
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defective yeti: October Surprise 2008 Predictions →
October Surprise 2008 Predictions
Obama’s status as an elitist is confirmed when his library records are leaked to the press, confirming suspicions that he has read books.
On election day, Democratic operatives distract Republicans from voting with delicious Hostess fruit pies.
The McCain camp releases footage proving, beyond a doubt, that Obama played a “prominent role” in...
“My lap is not available for projectiles right now.”
– me
